10. Vader kills someone with his bare hands in the first five minutes.
9. Unlike her mother, Leia doesn’t sit around her apartment crying all the time.
8. Not just a silent Jar-Jar — no Jar-Jar at all.
7. Even old, hermit Jedi don’t let stormtroopers shoot them in the back.
6. More walking trashcans.
5. Uncle Owen way grumpier than Yoda.
4. Computer-generated bad guys don’t hit their heads on the doors.
3. Mark Hamill, believe it or not, is a much better actor than Hayden Christensen.
2. Travelling through hyperspace ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy.
1. Willing suspension of disbelief much easier when you’re six.